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    Amish Horse and Buggy

    An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

    "Oh," says Emma, "I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."

    "That's fine," replied the cop. "Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around his privates. I consider that animal cruelty. Have your husband take care of that right away too!"

    Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" Asked the husband.

    "He said the reflector is broken."

    "I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

    "I'm not sure, Jacob, something about the emergency brake."
    "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." -- The United States Constitution, Amendment 2, Ratified Dec. 15, 1791

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    I'm always impressed by the dry wit of the Amish

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